If you are easily offended maybe skip todays post.
I work in an office, with people that are suppose to play nice together but it doesn’t always work out that way. I often get people venting to me in my inbox and many make me laugh. If you don’t think office people gossip think again, here are some of the things my coworkers have to say about each other:
Oh he is just being himself, i.e. a condescending egotistical self-centred prick that thinks he knows more than he actually does, so nothing new there.
She sucks at her job but since she’s so good at sucking I hear she got a promotion.
Yeah his bonus must have been good, I hear he bought a car. So nice he could finally afford a penis but I think he should have gone for a set of balls.
He thinks he’s the last cool drink in the desert but he’s just a moron stumbling around the oasis, totally delusional. No clue what is going on.
Where did they get their (engineering) ring a cracker jacks box?
So glad she got the promotion, she really worked hard for it, still has dust on her knee’s………..
Competence in the office seems to be a mythical beast some days. Do we ever really leave High School? I know I shouldn’t laugh but some days I just can’t help myself. If you feel the need to vent, leave me a comment. Better here than saying something career ending at the office.
Or if you have a specific target maybe just crush their head, remember Kids in the Hall? Love this one: I Crush Your Head