WTF Is Up With Your Face

I just finished watching Glee. It was a long day I was too lazy to change the channel. I used to quite like it and the show was okay. The highlight for me was Lindsay Lohan. 

I know there have been a lot of articles kicking around lately about women being nicer and more supportive of each other (I actually find women to be nice and supportive) but when I see Lindsay Lohan I just think WTF happened to you? She is 25 years old. Emma Stone is 23, Carey Mulligan is 26. Compare their fresh young faces to Lindsey who looks like one of those housewives now.

Remember “Mean Girls” she was so pretty. Lots of promise. What happened? The drinking and the drugs and the stealing and not taking responsibility. Painting f-uck u on her nails for one of her many days in court. Her last SNL was a disaster, her “acting” on Glee was terrible. Also apparently she showed up hours late to the set and not prepared. The girl is making her bed and it’s getting worse. She has one project coming up. A lifetime movie about Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. It’s LIFETIME. Jennifer Love Hewitt and Tori Spelling used to do Lifetime movies. This was a girl that was suppose to be a star. Now look at that face. Way to young to have had work done but she did. Once you do that you can’t go back, you are altered forever. She will now have that face or will keep tweaking, which will only make it worse.

I’d love to see Lindsay make a come back but I’m not holding my breath. She’s been given chances and still can’t seem to get it together. She can’t seem to take responsibility, it’s always somebody else’s fault. That way she doesn’t have to change. It wasn’t her. Her Mom doesn’t help and don’t get me started on her Dad. If you want a cautionary tale for your kids, show them Lohan. It’s a sad story, so much promise, gone.

Now a joke. I haven’t read anything good about Lohan for a long time. Funny, yes. She tried to get in to the Met Gala. Anna Wintour approves that guest list herself. There was no way that was going to happen, she has been in the past but those days are over for Lindsay. As for the Lifetime movie? It’ll be a train wreck and people will watch because a train wreck, especially one that still thinks she can act is entertainment. Just not the kind it intended to be.