I have a confession.

I love train wreck television or maybe a better way to phrase that is I can’t stop watching when a total train wreck is on the television.

Last week I discovered Tough Love Miami a show for single women to learn what they are doing wrong when they are dating. They get advice on how to present themselves better and basic dating advice. Like don’t make out in public, don’t insult your date, stuff like that. There were tears over the make overs and the everybody has to wear a bikini to learn about “inner beauty” challenge. WTF?

The advice is actually pretty sound and most of it is basic common sense but the women are hilarious and the host can be a dick but it’s all for they’re own good, apparently. I need to drop the show now because otherwise I’ll be working my schedule around it. Sad I know.

This is where Rock of Love was considerate, it was on late on Sundays. Anybody else remember Rock of Love or the one on the bus? OMG even friends that don’t watch or like train wreck television would call to see if I was watching and talk about it. Tough Love is no Rock of Love but it’s close. Rock of Love was basically a bunch of groupies fighting for Brett Michaels affection (EWWWWWW!) it was horrifying to watch and they seemed to drink 24/7. Drinking always makes for great train wreck television. Their were cat fights and they were lined up to see who could shove they’re tongue the furthest down Brett Michaels throat. The one question everybody had was “Is he going bald?”, Brett was always wearing a bandana or hat and still singing “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” the song he wrote for a stripper that broke up with him.

At the end of Tough Love somebody gets to sit in the chair of shame and gets reprimanded for their bad dating behaviour. I wish Rock of Love had a chair of shame ….. actually I think Rock of Love would have needed a couch to fit everybody.