I just don’t get how you get pee on the seat…..

For the record I am speaking to the women who pee on the seat in public washrooms.

Ever had this happen, you go to the washroom swing open the stall door and are faced with a toilet seat covered in pee.

It’s gross, it’s disgusting and I don’t get it. I don’t get how this happens, the logistics of it. HOW are you peeing? HOW are you getting it ALL over the seat?

I’m talking a spray all over, not a little sprinkle.

Are you standing over the seat and shaking your booty while you pee?

Do you not notice that you just got pee all over the seat?

Do you not think it would be nice to clean it up for the next person?

Which by the way is still gross because you would just be wiping the seat and not really cleaning it but at least I wouldn’t know about it.

What do you think when you walk into a stall and there is already pee on the seat?

Are you disgusted?

Are you disappointed that somebody beat you to it?

Or clean it up first so you can pee on the seat yourself?

Choose another stall so that now there are two stalls with pee on the seats?

Who do you think should clean up the pee?

Do you pee on the seat in your home?

Who cleans it up then?

I work in an office with educated people, these are supposedly smart people but among us is somebody who doesn’t know how to pee properly and doesn’t know how to clean up after themselves.

I used to think the signs in peoples bathrooms that said “If you sprinkle when you tinkle…….”(I know I thought they were stupid too) were meant for men but now I wonder if it wasn’t meant for women.

All I really want to say is: PLEASE DON’T PEE ON THE SEAT!

Okay I feel better……